bob- ‘ur kinda… jess…😍😍😍’
Amy- hooks up w him
sandra- ‘bob not u getting w my bsf i thought we had something together’
bob- ‘uh amy girl sorry nah I’ve been accidentally leading u on mami’
sandra- sings fight song and starts howling like a wolf
Amy- blasts stay shrimpy
sandra- queefs
Amy- hooks up w him
sandra- ‘bob not u getting w my bsf i thought we had something together’
bob- ‘uh amy girl sorry nah I’ve been accidentally leading u on mami’
sandra- sings fight song and starts howling like a wolf
Amy- blasts stay shrimpy
sandra- queefs
by anonymous November 24, 2021
Get the jessmug. The best dad in the world is is so sweet but can sometimes be a bit harsh but he cares about his family and they care for him to
Person 1: omg he is the best dad
Person 2: yeah he really is
Person 1: omg he is the best dad
Person 2: yeah he really is
by Summeranonymous12 August 21, 2022
Get the Jessemug. a mysterious figure on twitter that seems to be everywhere. like, you think you're just scrolling and before you know it you've followed her. don't worry, needn't stress, with over 17k followers you're probably low on his hitlist.
some call them the head of innittwt, but all i know is that tommy likes their tweets on main, recognises him, and she has an impressive catalogue of big accounts following him.
some call them the head of innittwt, but all i know is that tommy likes their tweets on main, recognises him, and she has an impressive catalogue of big accounts following him.
twitter user 1: "wait, who is jess mellohibench?"
twitter user 2: "someone you follow."
twitter user 1: "i don't follow them though?"
twitter user 2: *takes phone* "now you do. you probably liked a million of his tweets already, you might as well."
twitter user 1: "thanks?"
twitter user 2: "someone you follow."
twitter user 1: "i don't follow them though?"
twitter user 2: *takes phone* "now you do. you probably liked a million of his tweets already, you might as well."
twitter user 1: "thanks?"
by raccoon_rori October 17, 2022
Get the jess mellohibenchmug. Small town school with various people but mostly Caucasian. Below/Average athlete’s with the hand full of superstars. Just an average school in General. Currently owned by the 2021 class
by JunnaxKhoppa May 30, 2022
Get the Jesse C. Carson High schoolmug. 
Jesse is a Smart man, But in his free time all he does is watch anime which i dont mind, He's hot and funny! He always knows how to make everyone in the room laugh, Hes also the freshman that makes you eat shit when you messe with someone close to him, Make sure to keep Jesse close and never let him go.
Jesse is just simply amazing!
by anonymous November 11, 2020
Get the Jessemug.