touch carpet

the opposite of touch grass
mainly used in rainbolt's comment section

Person 1: Yo bro you wanna play some geoguessr?
Person 2: Yeah sure bro
*Person 1 proceeds to get 5/5 on the hardest level*
Person 2: Touch carpet bro

by urbdictinger February 24, 2025

Carpet Bomb

WOOOOOOOOO! I GOT THE FEVER! CARPET BOMB FEVER BABY! YEAH!

Hym "WOOOO! CARPET BOMB RUSSELL BRAND! SET A 24 HOUR TIMER AND THEN (IN THE WORDS OF JORDAN PETERSON) 'GIVE EM HELL!' WOOOOOOOOO!"

by Hym Iam March 17, 2025

carpet-bombing

carpet-bombing is when a dog is either walking or running while shitting.

jamal: ah hell nah thats the nastiest dawg ive ever had hes carpet-bombing the backyard!

by Screech16 June 15, 2023

Pookies carpet

You MasterBate so much and finish into your carpet so much it turns into a hardfloor

Damnit Luke your gonna have pookies carpet if you keep nutting on the floor this much

by Jackrabbit26 June 19, 2023

Carpet fucked

The art of making a goliath dildo out of carpets and lubing it up with 32 packets of mayo for your own sexual needs

Yo man, i just got carpet fucked last night by my 32 year old carper

by commanderveinycok December 3, 2025

Oli's Carpet

A post nuclear site usually used to refer to somthing destroyed or ruined, or used to refer to somthing disgusting.

That looks like oli's Carpet
This tastes like oli's Carpet

by Fusion248 December 7, 2025

Carpet fairy

someone who smokes crack and is 1 always on the carpet looking for their crack toke they lost 2 they are always on the carpet looking for a crack toke they didn't just drop but still are looking anyways even though there's no dope on the floor 3 they are pretending to be looking for their toke they claimed to have just lost but never did they are really just looking all over the carpet for other dope that may be on the carpet at whosever place they are at 4 they are looking for other peoples dope on the floor 5 they have stolen dope off whomever they are hanging out with from there place and they plant it or throw it on the floor then pretend to be either looking for their own toke or helping the other person find dope for them and then claiming it was there's they just dropped it 6 they some how always seem to find dope on your floor claiming to have either lost it the other day or just dropped it or like they find someone else's toke that came over and left and they found a chunk of crack they left behind even though you swept your floor they mysteriously a little too much always find or claim to have found magicaly Make a peice of crack appear out of no where

Person 1 : that's all I have left damn they really do need to start calling this shit more Im already down to just a gram I could have sworn I had like fucking at least 2 grams

Person 2: same here bro all my dope is gone I think I see a chunk under the corner of the rug right there that's probably mine from earlier

Person 1: get the fuck off my floor you fucking carpet fairy your always on all fours crawling around my floor for crying out loud your not digging though my garbage either

by XyloZeem January 5, 2026