A large round spot on a carpet resembling a pizza. Usually found while cleaning up the morning after a raging party. Most often the result of a really voluminous hork after after eating and having one too many.
Guy 1 “Dude, who ordered the pizza?”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”
by Tannasgh May 7, 2018
Get the Carpet Pizzamug. A very nice gent with a very nice muscular body. A good guy. Good cook. Loves touching men appropriately. Loves cookies.
by URBOISOMECOOLSHIPYANKUREAR December 16, 2019
Get the Carpetmug. Dude we just went up to our high school coach and he was basically none existent…. What a fucking carpet.
by SuDaniel of Queensberry July 31, 2022
Get the Carpetmug. An insult that means you are an absurd lunatic that makes no sense and you probably have no dad.
Ex;
Someone who discriminates because race, sexuality or gender.
Ex;
Someone who discriminates because race, sexuality or gender.
"Dumb Carpet Cleaner, always saying racist stuff."
"That guys a Carpit Cleaner, better stay away from him.
"That guys a Carpit Cleaner, better stay away from him.
by Jaspermcclapper September 27, 2022
Get the Carpet Cleanermug. by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
Get the Carpet lightningmug. Carpeted Cock:
When a man's dick goes inside an unsaved woman's vagina and comes out excessively hairy.
When a man's dick goes inside an unsaved woman's vagina and comes out excessively hairy.
by BugglyRoach September 11, 2020
Get the Carpeted Cockmug. by Owen smithers June 24, 2019
Get the Carpet Bombingmug.