Joseph Smith

A science fiction writer from the 19th century, born on December 23rd, 1805, died on June 27th, 1844 by execution. His is the creator of the Mormon aka LDS (Latter Day Saints) religion. Some would say he is the Ron Hubbard for his time period for their outrageous and whacky beliefs. Joseph Smith is known by Mormons as the "Dear Leader". Joseph Smith stated when he formed and founded the Mormon sect, he claims he was visit by two men, who were aliens from a distant planet known as Kolob and told him to start a religion. Joseph further claims he was given special glasses to read gold plates, that were also given to him by the two aliens. This may have been the first instance in documented history (well Mormon history) where someone was hallucinating from the influence of drugs or alcohol, which is why Mormons do not believe in partaking in any of these. In theory, a man of his time could not write such writings unless they were high or intoxicated. The people of the Mormon/LDS sect refer to Joseph Smith as the dear leader for bringing back what they believe to be the true church back to earth. The Mormon church recruits people for the church by sending out 19-21 year old men dressed in dark suites and white shirt with ties and sometimes, young girls who are older than 21 dressed in white blouses and dark skirts/slacks to convince people who are not of that faith to believing that there church is true.

We love our dear leader, Joseph Smith, who brought by the true church back to this earth.

by Lando Pepper December 2, 2011

Smithers

To describe a male who is of Homosexual Nature

Hey those Gaylords are acting like a bunch of Smithers again Sir.

by Brother Number One November 6, 2003

J_Smith

AKA Coastie_Walrus. A member of the US Coast Guard. Has big guns, might be gay.

<J_Smith> Hey guys check out my huge gun

by Mister Floppy March 30, 2005

Mr Smith

A Mr Smith is a frisky man who sneaks into the bathroom with a pen camera as a young female showers and proceeds to get some juicy shots for later use. A Mr Smith usually tries running to Wales once found out.

Person 1: " Did you hear about Michael with the pen camera"
Person : "Yeah, i think he is a Mr Smith"

by Tommo's Mission October 21, 2016

Joseph Smith

Joseph Smith was a prophet in the mid 1800s. He established the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (Mormons). He did NOT establish plural marriage for his own satifaction, but because he got a commandment. He was marytered for his religion and his God. He was brave, and yes, he and the church he established are Christians.

Joseph Smith gave his life for the religion he believed in.

by mormongrl September 11, 2011

elliot smith

i know!!! spell his name right DAMMIT. dammit. elliott smath doesn't deserve this!

OMG! Elliot Smith <3 OMG!

by adriana March 20, 2005

sumitesque

1. really, really stupid.
2. dressed like a prick.
3. characterized by spontaneous mumbling of nonsense.
4. pessimistic.
5. bad at doing everything, with the exception of playing cricket (which is only speculative).
5. lame.

"That turd on the floor is very sumitesque."

"My girlfriend has syphilis. How sumitesque!"

by sumit sucks October 27, 2011