Spanish Shower

A spanish shower is when the reciever of the cock can't take the deep throat and vomit all over the givers shlong.

"Hey baby you wanna suck my penis right now."
"O.k."
"Can you handle this massive penis."
"Oh yeah."
So then as she's going at it she feels a tickle at the back of her throat.
Then the magic happens.
That is the essence of a spanish shower....Now don't you want one?

by Earl Jones December 18, 2005

Monkey Spank

A man who enjoys masturbating to the mating calls of animals.

Johnny is such a monkey spank.

by Marc April 3, 2005

Spank Tank

A spank tank is a small private booth with T.V. monitors where people watch adult movies and masturbate in an Adult shop.

John entered the Adult Shop, walked to the back of the store to the "spank tanks" to masturbate while watching a movie.

by mz.tamara March 26, 2010

chicken spanker

n. Any number of slack-jawed liberal idiots without enough to do. Very possibly on some welfare or grant program of some kind. Possibly vegan, probably a coward or French.

"Look at that chicken spanker over there protesting the war"

by dizzave September 18, 2006

spankelicious

A) an object or item of great interest;
B) an unattainable female specimen that you and your friends only dream about, but never have the guts to approach;
C) an exciting situation or prospect in which the observers or participants revel or marvel in.

A) this new sound system is spankelicious.
B) dude, the chicks in that party were totally spankelicious!
C) you got those DJ Tiesto tickets at 40% off? the concert is gonna be so spankelicious!

by Faisal S. January 16, 2008

Spanker Wanker

someone who spanks thier dick to try and ejaculate

hey look at spanker wanker slapping his dick ha ha ha.

by juddah March 30, 2009

Spanish keel

A three way dutch rudder

Pitbull and toasterboy were enjoying a lazy sunday dutch rudder when crayon grabbed pitbulls arm and toasterboy grabbed crayons arm, it was the worlds first spanish keel

by Scuba-doo October 21, 2011