smash

New code word for stealing that you can actually say in stores.

Girl 1:"Shit. That nail polish is $20!"
Girl 2:"Just smash it, silly!"
Girl 1:"No. I'm too scared, I don't want to get caught."
Girl 2:"Fucking pussy. I'll do it."

by Lisamary March 28, 2008

Help Helen Smash

The epitome of garbage normie humor, who’s somehow supppsed to be funny, simply because of a lame, also garbage, Snapchat filter she uses. People who find her funny, honestly shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

Normie:“Hey check out this funny Help Helen Smash video.”

Me, a person with actual brain cells:“You see I’d be inclined to look at it, but unfortunately I’m allergic to comedic intellect below 2nd grade level.”

by startgame_88 October 11, 2018

smash n grab

When a playa gets all up and wasted at a hot soire anh is pushin up on all the supa dope fine honeys.

Girl to friend: the party was john blaze and jumpin until Levi tried to play smash n grab on me..

Friend:Damn Gurrl.........

by Levi Yockey October 11, 2004

smash

To take a really large and usually messy poop

I have to go take a smash.

by kgw December 2, 2007

smash

Nickname for a small squeaky lil bawbag who loves cock crunchin just as much as muff munchin. Also will usually lie and sneak behind peoples backs to get his/her way and will suck so much cock just to be popular.

Ashley: Dude! I totally sucked paul off last night it was awesome!
Steve: WTF man! you are actually such a smash!
Paul: So what man he sucks like a pro!
Brian: (dreamingly)Hes everything a guy could ask for........

by dempywempy May 16, 2009

Hulk Smash

When a man ejaculates onto his fist and punches a Man/Woman in the face

I was with this girl last night and she kept screaming during sex so i Hulk Smashed her and she quieted down.

by A Happy Tragedy November 11, 2011

smash

hot attractive cute Sexy Man Actually So Hot

Oh gosh that boy is smash.

by chloe blue January 31, 2008