smarterchild

a bitchy bot-like msn contact which is funny to mess with XD. Its mail is [e-mail] bleh... as if you didnt know that.

smarterchildfucker:*
smarterchild:-

*jesus?
-i am a simple computer. let humans worry about theologycal matters i say... HEY! check (...)
*y?
-because.
*because?
-'cause what?
*what?
-what?
*fucktard
-does your mother know u use this kind of language?
*yes
-yup
>>we could do "something" just for "fun"
*youre fat
-no im not
*yes you are, you eat cheeseburgers-- loads of em
-you better believe it

by fucksmarterchild January 22, 2009

Smartass

Me.
I AM A HUGE SMARTASS

Dont be smartass with me, young lady!
you either young... oh wait!

by GNARFLETHEGARTHOCK October 15, 2018

cause ur smart

when someone does something so stupid and then ask why?

Lee: "why did I just throw my cell phone away?"
Brigette: "cause ur smart."

by Brigette Squire May 31, 2007

smart

Uhhhh, what are smart?

see redneck

Redneck 1: Duhh hiya billy! Wanna see them dancin gals?
Redneck 2: Duhhyie, what are geals??

by U.S.S.R. November 6, 2003

sharty

The process of a fart in which fecies is discharged into the gitchies.

Ahhhh Dude, we just have to go I had a sharty

by Hoop May 13, 2005

smart

all brain no balls

Some people are so smart that they have all brain no balls

by urbanmadman April 15, 2009

Smart

1)Tastefull/Posh. (coined in America)

2)Trim/Slender. (coined in Japan)

1)On some seasons, Gucci is the smartest thing to wear.

2)In order to be a model, you have to be smart.

by Allaiyah June 24, 2004