slowler

If somethinng is described as "slower" it means it is SO slow that to simply describe it is to speak in an unbelievably slow manner, slurring your words, to accomodate the utter slowness of the object, person, thing, etc in question.

Variations include: slowl, slowlish.

1. Could you be speaking any slowler?

2. That grandmother is moving so slowlish!

by IgIg August 11, 2006

Slowjay

Any oral sex from a woman that is long and drawn out, and the climax is only reached after a considerable period of time. One of the key characteristics of a slowjay is that the woman enters a trance like meditative state during the experience.

I went home from the club with this chick and laid on my back and totally copped a dope slowjay.

by slowjaylover January 27, 2011

slowatus

When a roleplayer is slow to write replies due to real life issues. Not a complete hiatus; just indicates they'll be not as active as they usually are. Typically found on livejournal roleplaying games.

Man, work is kicking my ass you guys. Calling a slowatus for the next several days.

by YunaFire March 6, 2011

Slowfo

Short for slow fucker.
Someone who is slow to figure things out.

Man,that kid's such a slowfo,he takes so long to do things.

by Hanzara September 20, 2013

Slowbroing

A girl blows you while you slowly play your saxophone.

Robert was slowbroing all night long.

by Kon Artist November 18, 2014

slowmovaru

Slow moving Subaru (usually driven by some tree hugging hippy with no place he or she needs to be) that you are stuck behind while in a hurry to get somewhere.

God dam hippy, get your slowmovaru the fuck out of my way!

by Methodical March 31, 2015

Slowlier

A word slower than slower. When you move so slow that your whole body starts to ache.

Guy 1: Can you walk slowlier?

Guy 2: What the fuck does that mean?

1: It's a word slower than slower, that you move so slow your body starts to ache.

2: Oh cool, I should try that!

by Linda Evergreen March 21, 2017