When you piss on somebody else’s bed knowing they won’t be home for a couple of days so by the time they are home your piss is dried
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The involved parties may, if they so choose, issue ejaculate while the caterpillar is inside, serving it as necessary sustenance when sufficiently ambitious sessions call for same.
The involved parties may, if they so choose, issue ejaculate while the caterpillar is inside, serving it as necessary sustenance when sufficiently ambitious sessions call for same.
Larry and Paul got bored with their same old docking sessions, so they decided to spice it up a bit and try silk-sheathing.
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The involved parties may, if they so choose, issue ejaculate while the caterpillar is inside, serving it as necessary sustenance when sufficiently ambitious sessions call for same."
The involved parties may, if they so choose, issue ejaculate while the caterpillar is inside, serving it as necessary sustenance when sufficiently ambitious sessions call for same."
Larry and Paul got bored with their same old docking sessions, so they decided to spice it up a bit and try silk-sheathing.
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Everyone really pigged out at da free community baked-bean supper and then had an uproarious whizzpopping-party afterwards, and so a lot of dem went home totally "three sheets to the wind"!
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