As a man is having sex with a girl in her room and is about to cum, he pulls out, grabs the nearest stuffed animal (a bear preferably) and cums in the bears face.
by Lionfish March 3, 2008
Get the Teddy Ruxpin Surprise mug.by woopwoop88 August 10, 2009
Get the Shanghai Surprise mug.Related Words
if you wanna take some unsuspecting poeple by surprise.
you should take a lot of laxative
stand on a tall building ,balcony whatever you like
drop your pants bend forward
and explode ! resulting in poeple covered in scattershit
watch out dont slip and fall ass down on the sidewalk
you should take a lot of laxative
stand on a tall building ,balcony whatever you like
drop your pants bend forward
and explode ! resulting in poeple covered in scattershit
watch out dont slip and fall ass down on the sidewalk
by flappin cock November 18, 2009
Get the chocolate surprise shower mug.When your girlfriend is sleeping soundly next to here and all of a sudden you jizz all through her hair without her realising.
She'll wake up the next day and freak out.
She'll wake up the next day and freak out.
"yeah, totally gave Catherine the midnight surprise last night"
"Maaate, I midnight surprised her while she was reading the Kite Runner, total bad move on my part"
"Maaate, I midnight surprised her while she was reading the Kite Runner, total bad move on my part"
by Jackbot February 17, 2009
Get the Midnight Surprise mug.1. When a transitional year intern inappropriately transfers a patient out of the ICU, usually late in the day and when the MOD is busiest
2. When a romantic date takes an unexpected turn for the worst...OR opens new doors (and possibly an orifice) previously unimagined.
Neologised on the pink shack on Moanalua ridge.
2. When a romantic date takes an unexpected turn for the worst...OR opens new doors (and possibly an orifice) previously unimagined.
Neologised on the pink shack on Moanalua ridge.
1. That bloody intern dropped a tranny surprise on me and I have 4 consults pending in the ER
2. The turtle neck and inguinal bulge should have prepared me for the tranny surprise that I experienced after taking Judy home for a hookup and post-coital chocolate chapman
2. The turtle neck and inguinal bulge should have prepared me for the tranny surprise that I experienced after taking Judy home for a hookup and post-coital chocolate chapman
by McSlagam August 6, 2011
Get the Tranny Surprise mug.when you're getting a girl in the butt and then out of no where you make you're hands look like antlers and yell "MOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and when she looks back at you, you punch her square in the face and run out of the room as fast as possible.
by zakisonfiire April 18, 2009
Get the Bull Winkle Surprise mug.An act of hatred in which the victim has a plastic Play-Doh cookie cutter template Zap-a-Gapped (similar to super glue, but stronger) to his/her anus. The desired effect should be something along the lines of star shaped logs.
To their bewilderment, Pam had fainted in the bathroom and was lying on the ground motionless. The cause of her accident could be found in the toilet bowl: several flower shaped specimens of fecal matter. Pam had stolen Danny's lunch money earlier that day any Danny wanted to get even with her. To make a long story short, Pam was on the receiving end of a historical Play-Doh Surprise.
by Norton ScanPro December 7, 2006
Get the Play-Doh Surprise mug.