cover story

Being so popular you are on the cover of a magazine

Fallout boy was nobody, but by fall they were a cover story

by Stevearino November 22, 2007

Chloe story

Similar in definition to a 'nowhere story'. A story which has its listeners eagerly awaiting its point.. which never comes. Famously known as 'a Chloe story' by many in the midlands area of England.

Girl 1:"I came downstairs and my mum was sitting in a chair drinking a cup of tea. She said 'What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at school? So I said 'It's half term, mother!'"

Girl 2: *looks at friend* "Chloe story!"

by Dylixia January 7, 2012

Moral of the Story

Lesson to be learned from a story. Something dumb ass inexperienced players don't get.

Winner: I knew what you were from day 1 but you insisted you wanted to play the game with an older, experienced woman so, I let you play. It was fun cause I knew you had no idea what you were in for and up against. The moral of the story, the long ass story was that I am experienced not stupid and you find yourself facing the fact that YOU fell hard not me. YOU wanted marriage and forever, not me. Oh honey, what would make you think that an independent, intelligent, accomplished, beautiful, sexy woman like myself would want to marry a loser with no money and no brains like you? You really think I miss you? What was there to miss, did you ever ask yourself? Compare yourself to me and you can't, I'm way up there and you're way down there. You like to play, did you enjoy it even though you had no chance and you lost like I knew you would. I played you like a fiddle and you fell for it every time hook, line and sinker...tears too lol or hahahahahahahaha! You still like the game? Do you understand the fucking moral of the story you little egyptian piss ass bitch?

Loser crying cause until someone explained the fucking moral of the story to him he would have never gotten it.

Winner: I'm done now with your pathetic little ass, I've got better things to do with my time and better men to fuck.

by Goddess12* February 16, 2014

Amber Heard Story

Amber Heard Story of a Hero. I’m moved and empowered everytime I hear your Amber Heard Story. I am so proud of you for taking on this journey and showing the world that we need to do better

Thank you for your unwavering courage and relentless efforts,
Creating an Amber Heard Story of heroism today! #IStandWithAmberHeard

Fare Thee Well

by HumanRightsForAll May 3, 2021

amanda story

A story lacking any interesting point or meaning. Usually told by a blonde, bible-hugging girl with no personality, it refers to one who has just wasted up to 20 minutes of your time resulting in a severe urge to permanately shut up the storyteller

Friend 1: So my dog ran away. Then he came back.
Friend 2: That was such an amanda story.

by Rie Farrell January 8, 2009

Ghost Story

When you have to wrap toilet paper around your finger to deeply clean your butthole after a particularly nasty shit.

Pretty much every meal from Taco Bell will require a "ghost story" later.

by idrivebig September 7, 2014

Christmas Story Job

Whenever getting head on or near a jungle gym in cold weather shoot your load on the girl's face then push her face onto the jungle gym making her stuck to it like in the movie A Christmas Story whenever Schwartz triple-dog dares Flick to stick his tongue to the pole

Man you shoulda seen it i gave that bitch the Christmas Story Job

by Murdy427 July 21, 2009