Shart

The act of flatulence while simultaneously deficating unintentionally in the pantaloons or trousers.

Darcy's shart was so explosive it ruined his tighty whiteys and favourite pair or trousers.

by ryguy365 September 14, 2019

shart bundle

The art of taking pure Trash, combining it with other Trash, and attempting to sell it Online.

Wow, John sure created a Shart Bundle in the bathroom of his RV!

by Marsha Brady's Pillowcase October 23, 2019

shart

blowing bits of crap when u just wanted to fart that can lead to shock / and paralasis/ and sometimes even having to throw away your undies

after sharting I carry toilet paper everywhere

by hand of October 25, 2019

shart

When you think it’s a fart but you feel that wet poop come out

Every day kyle sharts himself

by alaina💩💩 November 30, 2019

Sartaaj

Sartaaj Khan or simply Sartaaj classifies some one who:

-Has 0 Process skills but superior calculus skills
-excessively violates and harasses others
-steals phones and invades social media accounts making random posts and messages people of the holders MVS
- Likes 4 guys and 2 girls at once

-believes silence and no mean consent

1. Person 1: Guys, did bad in the Process

quiz had too many streams.

Person 2: Haha you pulled a Sartaaj

on that one

2. Person 1: What's with your random

posts on facebook and why

did you ask me out on

Instagram?
Person 2: Yeah my phone was Sartaaj'd

by Titration Maestro December 5, 2019

shart

(child collar made this definition) shart is where u take a massive shit and u fart at the same time

i like taking massive sharts on the earth so whenever theres an eathquake just know collar is sharting on the earth ok dont be scared

person: hey fat fuck
other person: stfu im gonna shart on u
person: oh no

by child collar April 1, 2020

Shart

When you fart and shit at the same time and you have to wash your pants 7 time to get the stain out.

Jimmy: Mum, I just shart.
Mum: Jesus fucking christ Jimmy that’s the third time this week. And it’s only Tuesday!

Later that day...

eBay attendant: Hi welcome to eBay
Mum: Yes, I want to sell my son.

by Aussiestereotypes April 8, 2020