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Sartaaj Khan or simply Sartaaj classifies some one who:

-Has 0 Process skills but superior calculus skills
-excessively violates and harasses others
-steals phones and invades social media accounts making random posts and messages people of the holders MVS
- Likes 4 guys and 2 girls at once

-believes silence and no mean consent
1. Person 1: Guys, did bad in the Process

quiz had too many streams.

Person 2: Haha you pulled a Sartaaj

on that one

2. Person 1: What's with your random

posts on facebook and why

did you ask me out on

Instagram?
Person 2: Yeah my phone was Sartaaj'd
Sartaaj by Titration Maestro December 5, 2019
Words you can keep
He is very, VERY smart. A man who will strive to the top and become a famous person. He is incredibly smart and beats the shit out of liams and is very strong. He simps for no man nor woman. He is GOD
Person 1 “Who’s that guy who just beat the shit out of 3 liams?”
Me “Oh that’s Sartaaj, the coolest guy to have ever lived.”
Sartaaj by Buddy Boi from Minecraft February 25, 2021
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an extremely cool and awesome indian who knos that hes rich but does not show off and is very kind and not mean at all.
wow...nick is such a nice person...hes like sartaj
sartaj by tu_madre08 January 19, 2009
An Indian who has very long hair but keeps it underneath his turban for no one to see. He also has a very massive penis but keeps it as a secret to not scare off his friends
guy1: Sartaj is so cool
guy2: i know
guy1: i wonder how big his penis is?
sartaj by denniswennis September 22, 2021
A dope ass nigga who smokes 2 loud packs a day and gets all da girls. But. he rejects their asses cuz he is taken by the best girl to ever exist: Anzara. Dis nigga goes round and pulls up on other niggas cribs wit weed and shit. He got one of the hugest dicks the world has ever seen. If you need a loud pack he got yo ass covered. Dis nigga also smokes high quality weed, 2 kg a day. Dis boi strong af.
"I wanna be like sartaj dawg." "Sartaj is ma dream boy"
Sartaj by Big Dawg in da hood April 25, 2022
a man of his word. a mastermind in every play.
can make anyone his.
does not care girls only friends
be like sartaj
sartaj by wierdonname November 24, 2021
A person who thinks he is the shit just cause of a singular, lucky victory..but soon realises the stupidity of his beliefs.
Billy got lucky with that hole in one but he acts like he is so good. Who does he think he is...Sartaj?

Man I thought I was really good at smack talk. But I guess I just sartaj'ed it up.
sartaj by Nehre Da Bapu September 26, 2007
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