slippery karl

When during sexual intercourse, the act of ejaculating into your partners mouth and then making a 180 degree turn and deficating into your partners mouth

Patti Quat opens wide for my slippery karl everytime.

by Shane Kenny May 23, 2003

Shopper's monologue

The conversation one holds with oneself upon finally finding an item they like after hours of shopping, but then realizing that they are not sure if they really like the item. Most of the time, they realize they don't really need the item and end up not buying it. Very frequent in women, although occasionally affects men, too.

Leah and Jenae were shopping at PacSun. After many hours, Jenae finally found a shirt she liked. While waiting in the long, long line, Jenae began pondering whether she really needed that shirt. She held a shopper's monologue with herself and came to realize that five other people she knew had that shirt and that she did not want to be a poseur.

by Leah Romm and Jenae Lee February 23, 2008

slippery susan

noun: a sexual act when one partner receives an enema, ejaculates said enema all over a linoleum or tiled floor, and then the other partner slides in barefoot upon the ejaculate and performs anal intercourse on the freshly rinsed partner

Man look at that girl! I'm one hot water bottle away from giving her a slippery Susan...

by KountKaos December 14, 2014

The Skipper

A Fat Chick. A term taken from Gilligan's Island. A three hour tour says it all!

C.T.- "Bro, did you bang The Skipper last night?"

Kill- "Hell yeah fool! She was sniffin around my door so I had to hit it!"

C.T.- "Douchebag!"

by Kill1349Chief February 2, 2009

Alaska Slippers

Noun: Super warm slippers, like something one would wear in Alaska.

Being from Florida, I am not used to 40 degree weather I need some Alaska Slippers for my frozen feet.

by Miss Uhlisuh December 14, 2011

whipper snippers

Slang for hedge clippers often used by Aussies.

Hand me those whipper snippers would ya

by Old man Johnson December 12, 2018

Window shopper

someone who looks at the opposite race, without actually meeting them. This is usually in person, so pornography and jacking off doesn't count.

Man 1: Dude, I saw a hot girl yesterday, and couldn't stop staring at her nice ass!
Man 2: what's her name?

Man1: I didn't talk to her
Man 2: you window shopper

by Fish_tacozzx September 30, 2012