Scalping

To perform cunnilingus on a pregnant woman whilst she is giving birth and at the opportune moment - when the baby is crowning - licking the mucus covered scalp of the part born infant.

"Stand back Doctor I know what to do - It's scalping little Yoda"

by Professor Smut November 10, 2009

scal

To point blank fart in someones face.

While David was trying to do sit-ups, I bent over and scalled him.

by big daddy2356 March 17, 2010

scalped

The act of winning a Party Hat in a duel in Runescape. To scalp someone, you "bet" your Party Hat and they bet theirs. If you win, you scalped you opponent. If they win, you got scalped. This term is also used for Santa Hats and H'Ween Masks.

Dude, I totaly scalped that losers Party Hat last night. I owned him, he was super pissed.

by Winakaly October 25, 2007

head scalper

A homosexual man who exaggerates the size of his member in order to convince other men to meet him and perform fellatio on him

After I talked to the guy online I agreed to hook up with him at the Taco Tico. Waste of time! Total head scalper.

by Tony Higgins March 25, 2008

Scalfer

A person who is a loser i.e. Someone who has no life except for playing video games.

Yo, your homoass bro is such a scalfer...tell him to get a fucking life!

by Jasper Wilson December 17, 2003

Scale of Kick-Assery

An arbitrary scale defining the kick-assery of a person or group. The scale ranges from "- 100" to "+ 100."

He is a + 1 on the scale of kick-assery.

by Nathan Graves March 12, 2009

Scal

The same as the words “sick”, “boss” or “heavy”

“Haha that’s scal that bro”

by YeMa1299847321192837 November 21, 2019