1st drink 2 parts strong laxative, next grab per pelt banana, lube with spit till slippery, swallow banana hole, chase wit a further 2 parts strong laxative, 4 to 6mins later your roast banana should be well done, serve on warm plate, if you are lucky you be able to drizzle off banana poo goo either as a dipping sauce or a cheeky chaser.
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Get the Roast Beef & Mashed Potato mug.something you say when you have just completely annihilated a person's self-confidence. this can also be a comedian after you say something cringy but better after you just incinerate their happiness.
"yo dude my dad died when I was born"
"dude so would I if I had you as a son BOOM ROASTED"
"bro why-"
"dude so would I if I had you as a son BOOM ROASTED"
"bro why-"
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Me: Ayo think me trying to code nasa level hacking system on a 4gb laptop
Audience: LOLL
Me: Ayo think me trying to code nasa level hacking system on a 4gb laptop
Audience: LOLL
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Get the Roast dinner fart mug.Squid roast is a derivative of the common Australian Vernacular phase "spit roast". a Spit Roast, in turn, is similar to the American root phrase "finger cuffs" made famous in the 1997 film Chasing Amy by Kevin Smith.
A squid roast is when a particularly eager and morally apathetic lady takes as many cocks as she can. Similar to a gang bang and differs only slightly in that (8) is the magic number of cocks required to achieve true squid roast status.
The first (4) are pretty obvious, but finding places for the next (4) is quite challenging and often leads to a something akin to a snake mating ball.
A squid roast is when a particularly eager and morally apathetic lady takes as many cocks as she can. Similar to a gang bang and differs only slightly in that (8) is the magic number of cocks required to achieve true squid roast status.
The first (4) are pretty obvious, but finding places for the next (4) is quite challenging and often leads to a something akin to a snake mating ball.
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