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Resian is truly rare name. It’s 1 in a million and once you find her you can’t get enough of her. Resian is honest, cheerful and friendly. She is also extremely romantic. Resian only have few friends, she values quality over quantity, she’s always there for her friends and family. She’s very independent and easy going person. Her personality and beauty attracts people. She can be emotional at times but she carry herself as if nothing is going on on her mind. Resian’s are a gem, if you met one keep her.
by Rarelife November 22, 2021
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Shatnerian Reserves

Over dramatic comeback by a hero who seems defeated.
Tending to speak in short, clipped phrases.
He's calling on all his Shatnerian Reserves; "Must....go on. Can't... give up, Earth's only hope!"
Or simply "KAAAAAAAHHNNNN!"
by The_Grimm_One September 28, 2011
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new year's re-resolution

A new year's resolution that has been broken, then re-resolutioned.
I made a new year's resolution to not eat chocolate, but I got chocolate for Valentine's Day and I ate it, so a couple of days later I made a new year's re-resolution to not eat chocolate.
by Snazzy Campbell December 14, 2008
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Programmed Retail Response

The conditioning of most retail shoppers to provide preconceived answers to customer service providers.
Here are a few instances using Programmed Retail Response:

(Upon a customer entering)
Associate: "How's the weather today?"
Shopper: "I'm fine. How are you?"

(Upon a customer leaving)
Associate: "Fuel for Satan's fire!"
Shopper: "Thanks. You too!"
by Kristopher Smith June 12, 2007
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Resident Evil 6

The next game of the Resident Evil games. Its set in the bleak future where zombies have learned that masturbation feels better then eating people. Join Chris and Jill as they battle to save the world's toilets, showers, bedrooms' beds and tissue supply from being devoured by the zombies. The final level involves Chris having a wank over a picture of Jill, and being mistaken as a zombie by Jill. Will he finish his awsome wank in time? or will he get blue balls when Jill knocks him out? Buy the game to find out.

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OMG Resident Evil 6 is such an awsome game! I feel kinda awkward playing it around my parents though...

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by Callum69 May 12, 2009
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Respect the Swag

Respect the Swag is the ultimate title to give someone. Only certain people can earn this title. If you are titled this, you are a true baller and master of swag and respect. The precise ways to earn this title are listed below:

Win more than 1 game of beer pong and have the annoying opponent team perform no less than 2 rebuttles.

Watch as another person runs into a wall two times in a row, and then on the way back drop all of their money.
Nicole and Bryce were so sad because after losing a beer pong game, they had to crown Eric and Jeremy with the title team RTS - Respect the Swag.
by elmons13 September 7, 2011
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Naval Reserve

America's seventeenth line of defense, between the Mississippi National Guard, and the League of Women Voters...
The Naval Reserve: After basic training, you'll only have to work one weekend a month. And most of that time, you're drunk off your ass!
by SimpsonFan11826 October 16, 2008
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