Ancient finished tap in merchant for the ancient finished “club” FC VARcelona, a small european team riddled with debt, lies and fraud players like Gayonel Pessi.
Eg: I fucking love cock!
John: Then you must be a Robert Tapindowski fan, although I personally prefer calling him Ancientoldski.
John: Then you must be a Robert Tapindowski fan, although I personally prefer calling him Ancientoldski.
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Oh my god!! that bitch is so bad at everything..shes pretty much jaime robertsing her life right now.
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Get the Jaime roberts mug.1) possibly the ugliest actor on the current face of hollywood who will soon attempt (and fail) to portray the most beautiful character in the current literary craze, twilight.
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smart person (i.e. person with eyes): did you see that robert pattinson guy who's supposed to be Edward?
dumb person (i.e. complete waste of space): LyKe yEsS, 0mGz!11! r0bErT pAtTiNsoN iS s00 sExiiii!!1! hE's sOo mY bF!!1!1!
(pause pause)
smart person: you're a tool.
dumb person (i.e. complete waste of space): LyKe yEsS, 0mGz!11! r0bErT pAtTiNsoN iS s00 sExiiii!!1! hE's sOo mY bF!!1!1!
(pause pause)
smart person: you're a tool.
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–adjective
1. of, pertaining to, characteristic of, or having the nature of Robert
–noun
1. a football playing, steak eating, bitch fucking homo sapien, particularly Robert Toews of Pasadena
Origin: af. 2000; MT; akin to Gk dr?s oak, Skt, Avestan dru wood
raw-burt or, often, rawb-irt Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective
1. of, pertaining to, characteristic of, or having the nature of Robert
–noun
1. a football playing, steak eating, bitch fucking homo sapien, particularly Robert Toews of Pasadena
Origin: af. 2000; MT; akin to Gk dr?s oak, Skt, Avestan dru wood
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His mom called me a cradle robber. Can you believe that? I'm not even that much older than him. She's the altar robber.
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