To harvest the ear wax of your female partner, smear it under her eyes, then administer a chinese shrinky dink, which will cause her to cry, mixing her mascara with the ear wax, causing her to look like a panda. Then force feed her bamboo shoots.
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Disproportionately large-jawed, underweight women, frequently blond, often in television or fashion - defining features are due to their subsistence on raw, hard to chew vegetable matter of low nutritional quality; just like pandas, which subsist on bamboo.
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Look at that Panda-kun. I bet she eats Pocky all day and also watches anime with her slanty eyes. What a ruhtard.
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