1. (Verb) Scrolling on a device so frequently and persistently that you seem almost like a zombie and a mushy pool of your brain may as well have formed around your head
2. (Noun) Someone who pools
2. (Noun) Someone who pools
1. Oh they're pooling so much today
1. I definitely pooled yesterday
2. I am such a pooler
2. She's definitely going to be a pooler
1. I definitely pooled yesterday
2. I am such a pooler
2. She's definitely going to be a pooler
by AtlasKiwi June 03, 2025
"Hey Sharon you wanna go pooling to traumatize some kids? It is pretty hot today"
"OMG I thought you would never ask!"
"OMG I thought you would never ask!"
by Crazy-lodiyy June 19, 2022
"Jenny went to drop the kids off at the pool"
"I was just dropping the black kids off at the pool"
"I'm back from dropping the Mexican kids off at the pool"
"I was dropping the kids off at the pool just now"
"I was just dropping the black kids off at the pool"
"I'm back from dropping the Mexican kids off at the pool"
"I was dropping the kids off at the pool just now"
by Arin C. March 21, 2015
by PhilosoFerd September 07, 2023
Meaning after you have intercourse and the man cums in the woman she goes to urinate as the cum drips out usually
by Marleybarbie98 April 28, 2022
The act of squirting water up one's rectum (like an enema), putting your penis inside that rectum, then pulling it out to result in a waterfall effect.
by Agergarth March 26, 2023
Funneling beer or liquor or water (if you're straight edge) through a pool noodle. Can be combined with a shoey, if you're a badass aussie. Invented at the Great Canadian Beer Purge.
I just pool noodled some Malort and j think I'm going to fucking die! Pool noodling is thr most FEST thing ever.
by Sparkles, Fest Cleric October 31, 2017