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pocket jockey

An annoying friend who never leaves your side when you have a bag of drugs and is always trying to get a hit of your drugs anytime you do some. These are the type of friends who bump into you at a party and then completely change their plans to roll with you once they find out you have the good shit. Once the drugs are gone these friends will dismount and look for the next powder pony to ride. Unless of course, they can convince you to buy more first.
Man, quit being such a pocket jockey and get your own shit.

That kid Jason is a freeloading Pocket Jockey , I'm not trying to kick it with him.
by Stone Loc the Snowman September 24, 2018
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pocal weekend

What drunk/hyped pocals shout when shit gets crazy pocal in the Poughkeepsie area.
Big Ant: POCAL WEEKEND!!

Everyone else: Chill dude shit is getting too pocal.
by Tree Lover February 16, 2019
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Pocket Butter

Lubricant thick enough to be kept in the pockets of clothing without dripping through, often literally butter or margarine. Pocket butter is used defensively to help ease the pain, and prevent bodily damage associated with rape. Product is usually applied externally, and VERY urgently.
"I have to report tomorrow. Anything I should bring?"
"Underwear... Wear at least three white t-shirts, three pairs of drawers, and three pairs of socks. And you're a little too pretty, you may want to pack pocket butter as soon as you can."

"I'll make that bitch pray for pocket butter"

"Please...let me hit my pocket butter first..."

"Did you hear what happened to Jones?"
"Yeah, he needs be quicker with the pocket butter."
by NexusKn1ght February 11, 2021
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Pocketing

In football/soccer when a player doesn’t let an opponent do anything significant eg. rendering them useless throughout a match
George: did you see how well Rüdiger played vs Atletico?
Rick: yeah he was totally pocketing Suarez
by fartlicker420 March 21, 2021
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Pocket Croissant

A Vaheegna that is flakey, moist, and buttery, however, it often is crooked.
Man, I’m glad she has a Pocket Croissantcause it’ll fit my left curving dick!
by anonymous June 9, 2021
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Pocket Ants

Arguably the best ant game for mobile. This game is an ant simulator in which you gather resources, fight, capture or kill other insects like spiders and if you choose to, add them to your creature army. You can join clans, you can set up defences and attack others while they are offline similar to the popular mobile game Clash Of Clans. You can also invade the nest of other creatures like other ant species, termites and bees/hornets. This game is developed by Ariel Games, a solo developer who is active on discord and to no surprise there is a discord dedicated to Pocket Ants and Pocket Bees which has a highly helpful community. You can be expecting to play this game for a long time possibly even more than a year if you like these sort of simulation games.
Hey bro know any half decent mobile games that will last me a while unlike those poorly made 3d games?

Yeah, try Pocket Ants.
by SCP-096_OG July 12, 2021
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Pocket dimension

An alternate reality inside our universe that can only be entered through a portal. It may have a made-up timeline.

A pocket dimension is a large contrast from a 'merged dimension' (please refer to the definition of merged dimension, on Urban Dictionary.com).
The demigod opened a portal to a pocket dimension full of mythical beasts, on the planet, Mars.
by Diana Lucius De Collis November 30, 2021
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