Panda

Pussy Ass Nigger With A Dick in his Ass

Man the Crestview football team made Plymouth look like such PANDAs when they beat them Friday.

by SmithCR December 31, 2011

sad panda

A part of the phrase, "I'm a sad panda," to use as often as you can in every conversation ever to everyone you know.

Use it especially if you want your online buddies to talk about you behind your back and call you names like the following: geek, turd, jerk, pig, fool, dick, fuckwad.

Geekturdjerkpigfooldickfuckwad: "im a sad panda *insert lame panda-esque emoticon here*"
Someone Cool: "DIE, BITCH."

by one angry recipient August 26, 2005

panda hole

To harvest the ear wax of your female partner, smear it under her eyes, then administer a chinese shrinky dink, which will cause her to cry, mixing her mascara with the ear wax, causing her to look like a panda. Then force feed her bamboo shoots.

On my wedding night, i plan on giving my new bride a panda hole.

by Tommy Harris August 24, 2006

Red Panda

A dong, plain and simple.

Guy 1: Why are you icing your crotch?

Guy 2: Cuz I fell and hurt my red panda.

by CostaRica7 February 24, 2012

panda

Disproportionately large-jawed, underweight women, frequently blond, often in television or fashion - defining features are due to their subsistence on raw, hard to chew vegetable matter of low nutritional quality; just like pandas, which subsist on bamboo.

All the news chicks are pandas these days.

by little boo April 9, 2010

Panda-kun

A derogative word meaning an Asian, usually Japanese, person. Is usually used by weak, white, wealthy (Triple W)males.

Look at that Panda-kun. I bet she eats Pocky all day and also watches anime with her slanty eyes. What a ruhtard.

by Dick C. Mongler November 5, 2010

pandaga

comes from Telugu language (India) and means "celebrating after masturbation"

pandaga chesko

by p mynodues March 6, 2011