Snap Paddling

The act of desperately searching through your Snapchat in hopes you can find someone that will send you explicit photos.

“Yo! I was Snap Paddling the other day.”

“You find anyone?”
“You get anything?”
“No....”

by Steven dickerson November 17, 2018

Chocolate Paddlepop

When put your hand down your pants and starch around and inside your asshole so you can pull it out, to have a sniff and lick of your left overs down there.

My ass crack was real sweaty so I had a chocolate paddlepop to make sure it was okay down there.

by Herpetology February 10, 2019

Helen Pandy

A hoe that let's broke dudes run a train on her.

They trying to pull a Helen Pandy on that girl.

by SPREADLOVENOTSTUPID May 20, 2019

Lily-padding

Standing on top of your own shoes when in the dressing room of a store, refusing to stand barefoot on the floor

The floor is gross in here so I am lily-padding.

by Ido bandito June 7, 2019

Splash Padded

(Verb) - When a girl is laying on your back and you fart into her vagina.

Bro, I just splash padded the fuck outta my girl this weekend. The vibration turned her on!

by Milano325i August 17, 2019

Floppycock paddle

When a man has large testicles and large scrotal sack. You flappy his half hard penis off a bat winged scrotal sack like paddle balls.

Preston's balls were big enough to play floppycock paddles!!!

by Lord knows January 12, 2020

Piss Paddlers

Another name for Flip Flops or Thongs. Commonly worn in the heads and showers.

-commonly used as Navy speak.

"Oi Dusty, pass us the piss paddlers." "Oh shit, I forgot , my piss paddlers now I'm going in barefoot."

by nigga sticks April 27, 2020