Pulling a Darwin

Not to be confused with the scientific theory of a branching pattern of evolution; pulling a Darwin actually pertains to a particular style of professionalism.

Pulling a Darwin is when one abandons his/her social and career obligations in order to fully commit to a spontaneous act of singing.

Person 1: So what's going on with you today man?
Person 2: TROLOLOLOLOOOO
Person 1: Ugh guess someone is pulling a Darwin today

by Awesome541841 August 15, 2010

Pulling a Mervin

The process of taking a massive shit during champion select.

*during champion select*
Bob: Let's fuck these guys up!
...
Bob: I swear, if he's pulling a Mervin...
*left queue*
Alex: WTF MAN. Now we have to wait 5 minutes.
Mervin: omg the toilet smells like shit now wtf

by Pulling a Mervin May 17, 2014

pulling a parker

the act of ruining your chances to hit with an almost sure date by talking about fecal matter

"he's so in"

"yeah but i think he might be pulling a parker"

"figures"

by Baker146 January 13, 2011

pull a caitlin

The last hit on a marijuana pipe when someone sucks in all the ash and are thereby the subject of shame and ridicule.

Did she just pull a Caitlin? No, she's just suckin him off!

by Bhutan September 30, 2011

pulling a pope

v. To quit unexpectantly. Also a sexual act.

.......................................................................................

Where's Yvonne? We're about to open. She isn't pulling a pope is she?

Yeah. She phoned in. She doesn't feel that her fading spirit will allow her to continue here in the sort of capacity that is required.

She knows she's just a bar maid? Right?

by gnostic 1 February 23, 2013

pulling an abby

The act of when you miss out on most of the “ wake up get shook” hangouts

Abby: guys I don’t think I can go, my parents won’t let me because I have an early meet tomorrow

Person: wow you’re really pulling an abby

by actual wake up get shook squad January 4, 2019

Pull a Rand

When someone is in a Discord call engaging in a conversation with people, but they suddenly decide to mute their microphone and deafen and never return again.

Wait what, where did Simon go?
... I think he decided to pull a rand.

by ReesesPuffs1234 April 18, 2022