by AnotherWord4 February 29, 2020
When you and your buddy are with your girlfriends unknowingly having sex simultaneously in your brothers pool while him and the rest of his friend group are also in the pool.
by Mikethemike81 August 06, 2020
Any small spherical fecal bolus within the rectum left after a premature contraction of the external sphincter. In general, this refers to a bolus that is too small to exert sufficient intrarectal pressure to trigger its own evacuation but large enough to be perceived by the individual. Upon subsequent rectal packing, and because they have become necrotic with age, these tend to form a black cap, much like a stocking hat, at the leading end of the next stool.
Bryan, I had to cut-off off that last shit early because I was going to be late for tennis practice. I didn’t get it all out and hence, a large tim pool will be first out tomorrow morning, black-capping my morning’s turd. I can’t wait to see it.
by Clay Corbin January 24, 2025
Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.
Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.
Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 01, 2023
Common term used in playing pool when you give your opponent a bad shot on purpose. Usually done at the end of the game when you're about to win and you don't want your opponent to catch up
Player 1: You completely missed your shot, why did you put it in the worst place possible?
Player 2: Pirate pool.
Player 2: Pirate pool.
by TheeeWiseJanitor August 07, 2017
The stupidest FRC 2024 bot that somehow made it to finals by using a kiddie pool that had "shoot here :)" written on it to block shots and defend
by gockblock64 March 11, 2024
When you play a game of pool with a cat on the pool table. You aren't allowed to move the cat and if the cat moves the balls you have to play it where it lands. All other rules apply.
"I can't make my shot with Poppy sitting in front of the pocket" "that's just the rules of Poppy pool"
by Dilophasaurus November 07, 2024