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fairfield county, ohio 

fairfield county: fits a wide variety of people
1. poverty in the seven fo oh, white kids actin ghetto, tons of drugs = Lancaster
2. for HICKS in poverty, the smalltown version of Lancaster = Bloom Carrol
3. if you want to be looked down apon no matter who you are (even if your a billionaire). = Pickerington
4. You got money, you got smalltown, and you got dumb jocks... (smalltown version of Pickerington,) = Canal Winchester
Liberty Union, Berne Union, Fairfield Union...... no one cares, UNION
the worst place in ohio
person one: whats fairfield county, ohio like?
person two: well, do you like poverty or stuck up bitches?
person one: uhm....... neither...........
person two: hell, i'd rather go get shot in Cleveland.
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Louisville, Ohio

Louisville, Ohio is officially the worst place in the world to live. Louisville is home to the Louisville City School District, one of the worst school districts a student could enter. The Louisville City School District, along with the city of Louisville, discourage any differences in people, furthering the stupid belief that everyone should be exactly the same.

The only way to fully understand the hell that is Louisville is to live there.
Louisville, Ohio: Hell on earth.

Dresden, Ohio 

A town filled with old ladies looking for baskets and deals that stare when you drive by and have no idea how to use a crosswalk. This brings about the points game.
Why would we go to Dresden, Ohio? I don't want a basket or an old lady staring at me.
Dresden, Ohio by hueyc November 26, 2010

Pataskala, Ohio 

Quite possibly the worse place on earth. It used to be quite a cute little country town, but it has been run to hell by a new breed we call Rich white trash. The pretend to be poor and ghetto, but mommy and daddy really pay for them to dress head to toe in Urban Styles. It's 20 miles away from columbus, and the high school is called Watkins Memorial. The only ones who love pataskala are the alumni of WMHS who dropped out of College and can't make any new friends outside of their little circle.
P-town sucks...but I'd rather drop out of school and stay at home with my friends from HS. I think I'll get drunk and/or married or pregnant. Go WMHS!
Pataskala, Ohio by Duckie20 March 17, 2005

Lebanon, Ohio 

A horrid place north east from Cincinnati. It's full of extremely old, extremely rich, and extremely racist white folk. The schools you find here are full of entitled white kids who desperately want to be southern. Yes, some of them wear cowboy boots. A quick visit to the local Walmart will reveal a plethora of camouflage merchandise and old west themed clothing. This town is stuck in the 1950s and cannot get out. Under no circumstances should anyone who is intelligent and respects themselves even a minuscule amount visit this place. Run away. Far away.
Person one: "Would you like to visit Lebanon, Ohio? I've always wanted to go there!"
Person two: "Absolutely not. Also, we are no longer friends."
Lebanon, Ohio by Krusty Krab Unfair December 22, 2016

New Bremen Ohio 

A dinky little town in ohio that less than 3,000 people live in. The town has nothing good in it and is practically useless.
Guy 1: Remember how many people lived in New Bremen Ohio?

Guy 2: Yeah, practically nobody.
New Bremen Ohio by cadvann November 22, 2011

Martins Ferry, Ohio 

Martins Ferry, Ohio. The first settlement in Ohio. The city is right on the Ohio River. You go down the highway 1.5 miles and cross a bridge and you are in Wheeling,WV.(love those 304 boys)

"Sparky is a Rider" & "Beat Bellaire, Shred the Reds" Are a few of our High School's Motto's

Martins Ferry, Ohio. A great place to grow up, but once you're grown there's nothing to do and no jobs.