To describe a useless object or person.
About as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...
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OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE, pens, pencils, pennies, broom stick handles, hockey stick handles, dildos
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A person with a particularly visually unappealing face, such that the accuser has likened it to an arse.

A person that you would assume has had a transplant operation, based on the fact that their face looks like an arse.
Ya arse-face transplant recipient.
by pattopancakes October 06, 2008
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A saying from Tyneside (in the North East of England), used when expressing absolute confidence that something will not happen. It refers to Fenwicks' department store in Northumberland Street in Newcastle upon Tyne, which is famous for the quality of its window displays, especially at Christmas.

Similar in sentiment to I'll eat my hat.
If Sunderland finish above Newcastle in the league, I'll bare my arse in Fenwicks' window!
by Dommar41 March 04, 2012
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a man who takes it up the ring piece and
gets spunked all over his face
you going to suk cock, like batty boy
by geordie October 24, 2003
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Big ol' Bucket of Arse

you kno when you are like walking down the street and you see sekai machache you are like mahn what a big ol' bucket of arse she is..... Or when she is like thinking she is kl telling you are a fuckface after you declare love thts bucket of arse territory right there. cos in reality she loves gavin FITZPATRICK more than anythin in the world.
Kai: Hey gav
Gav: man yr a big ol' bucket of arse.
by GAVIN N November 07, 2007
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