Iphone Monday

The day when we all woke up late 1 hour because all the Iphone's alarm didn't change after daylight savings time.

Guy 1"dude where were you on monday you missed all 1st period."
Guy 2"Didn't you hear it was Iphone monday so i woke up an hour late."

by WellImCh7 November 10, 2010

Medicinal Monday

For all the stoners out there, kind of like Thirsty Thursday. But more relaxing, good end to a weekend of hard partying.

Bob: Man... it's Monday and i'm still hungover from the weekend.

Joe: *pulls out bong* it's Medicinal Monday, and i have a cure for that.

by S18JW February 23, 2011

Holy Monday

The lag for religious people after Holy Week but they still think it is.

Kevin: wow, I never thought Holy Week would end
Tony: what are you talking about? it's Holy Monday!

by KevinTV May 14, 2011

Sunday Monday

You continuously go to church and act good on sunday, then monday go back to your normal, theiving, pot smoking self.

"Man that kid comes to church every Sunday", "yeah, but hes a real Sunday Monday"

by 5689 September 9, 2012

Mucked Monday

Every monday like a tradition, friends will get together to get "mucked" (stoned and or drunk) ;Mucked Monday, Tipsy Tuesday, Wasted Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Fucked Friday, Sloshed Saturday, Sunday Funday

Guess what day it is..."Mucked Monday"

by Ripped Ricky November 5, 2012

First Monday

1) The day before work day.

2) The day people start thinking about work.

Bob- "Are you almost done with your project?"
Bob- "Cause, there's a crazy party at Tom's place on Saturday."
Tim- "Pretty much done, won't have to worry about it till first monday. I'll be there."

by Usermin November 6, 2012

cupcheck monday

Every Monday guys cupcheck other guys as a joke, some cupchecks are very painful, so guys be careful and cover your penis!

Monday came and i remembered that it was cupcheck monday, i got to class walking very fast and covering my penis. I saw many guys getting hit in the dick and laughing, some almost crying. Mondays always struck fear in guys, especially me!

by crazyguy83 May 14, 2015