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monkey do, monkey say 

IN BRIEF: When a person does something and anybody else having something to say about it, especially if it's based on judging that person.
WOMAN: There you go. Monkey see, monkey do.
MAN: No. Monkey do, monkey say.

monkey neck 

That guy is a fucking monkey neck!
monkey neck by bowlwievel March 9, 2016

Monkey feet 

1. When 1 or more toes are longer then your big toe.
2. When a girls toes are long and hang over her sandals and look as tho she would pick up something with her feet.
Damn! look at that girl. I dont think she should be wearing sandals with that bad a case of Monkey Feet.

monkey spunk 

A thick white substance created by a monkey during the process of ejaculation.
Oh my this monkey spunk tastes bad!
Did you see where i left my monkey spunk?

monkey running 

Egging but not as douche-baggish. You throw bananas at passing cars from a hidden position. If they spot you, you run like crazy. It does not completely ruin the car like and egg but is just as fun.
1 pt: hit regular car
2 pt: hit rich people car
4 pt: in the car window
10 pt: cop car. RUN FASTER
Bro: What happened to the windshield on your Porsche?

Brosette: Some kids were monkey running. I chased them but i couldn't find them

Bro: 2 PTS!

monkey balls 

(n.) Nickname of the seed pods produced by sugar maple (Acer saccharum) trees (Liquidambar styraciflua, according to other sources). When ripe, these hard, spiky green balls are about the size of ping pong balls, and make excellent, abundant projectile ammo.
"Okay- everybody grab your sling shots and rackets, and pile up the monkey balls! THE WAR IS ON!!!"
monkey balls by fugitive247 October 30, 2004