mental pickle

When you are confused with a situation

"It seems you've caught me in a mental pickle." -Dumb Horny Boy (who has a finance but wants nudes from another girl)

by Funnygal123456789 August 22, 2019

mental lol

When you laugh in your head but not aloud, aka MLol or mlol

Husband: “Aren’t you going to laugh at me?”
Wife: “I did, it was in my head. A mental lol.”

by Buckeyeheel May 23, 2018

mental stealth

The act of hiding one's mental illness or dysfunction from others.

Jack employed some severe mental stealth during his date with Cindy

by jack_99 February 3, 2020

Mental ward

Also known as nuthouse insane asylum funny farm amongst other names. a place where people that are either mentally unstable or flat out crazy go.

"What the fuck send this nigga to the net mental Ward"
Crazy nigga: insane noises

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 April 25, 2020

bitchy mentality

Term used by one jealous shit stirring arsehole who has nothing better to do with their time than stick their nose in other peoples lives.. These people need to get a life of their own before they experience a rather large slap from a bigger momma bitch than they are...

'Nice to see you've still got that bitchy mentality' right back at you ya cum swallowing bucket!!

by Chief Charles bitch eloise February 20, 2020

Mental doom

Loosing your self confidence,motivation after a serious of unfortunate events and treating yourself badly until commiting rage quit from life.

My gf broke up with me, my collage broke up with me, my friend broke up with me. I feel like I am in mental doom

by Azagth February 22, 2020

MENTALLY ATTACHED VIRGIN

This is a girl called Izzie who got violated by a welsh boy called james. If you get called this then ur life is over...good luck

JAMES ----'Oh my god she is such a MENTALLY ATTACHED VIRGIN'
IZZIE----*DIES*

by lQJCNQLJNEQJLDN March 22, 2020