Masturbe

When someone is masturbating a associate charges in and interrupts the session.

Rob was looking for some safety scissors and accidentally became the masturbe to Phil's trip to pound town.

by Jordanmlat April 6, 2021

masturbed

the feeling of being disturbed while walking in on someone masturbating

just walked in on trevor beating his meat, i’m masturbed.

by anonymous July 19, 2022

Mustn't Masturbate March

A sequel of sorts to the popular no nutting challenge "No Nut November". Often abbreviated "MMM"

"At the end of Mustn't Masturbate March, my balls are so heavy I can demolish buildings with them

by StarSoupMan March 28, 2024

masturbation escape plan

This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.

Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.

by Mcgwicko August 31, 2022

Masturbating

What you’re doing right now.

People masturbating make up most of Urban Dictionary’s traffic. In fact, probably the entire internet’s traffic in general.

by Your pseudonym :3 September 20, 2023

The Fisher Masturbator

An Urban Legend from colonial Southbend, Indiana about a Fisher man attending Fisher Town Hall meetings and parlor events to masturbate in public spaces. The townspeople banished him for ejaculating in the town’s lake. Legend has it, it you look too deeply into St. Joe’s river, the Fisher man stares back.

Frank: Do you that Greek story about that dude that fell in a lake or something?
Fred: Yeah, The Fisher Masturbator?

by L*na August 2, 2022

Masturbation radiation

Series of heat waves that comes from masturbating too hard

i had so much masturbation radiation that the temperature rose

by MMBBHH July 9, 2016