To "Amish Masturbate" is to masturbate without the assistance of any modern technological advancements.
This means no screens, no porno, no vibrators, and no masturbatory aid of any kind.
This means no screens, no porno, no vibrators, and no masturbatory aid of any kind.
Man, I've been watching too much porn lately. I think I'm going to exclusively Amish masturbate for a while.
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