Finger Blaster Master

A person who is known for being really good at finger blasting. Also this title can be given if a person finger blasts excessively.

Larry: "So last week, I finger blasted Leah, Latiffa and some other girl at the theater. I got Leah so bad, she nearly punched me in the face when she climaxed.

Raul: "Wow dude you really are the FINGER BLASTER MASTER"
Larry: "I know dude!!!"

by Ronaldanogo November 12, 2010

Dive Master

By day a polite and responsible respectable dive instructor, usually found somewhere in a tropical climate teaching tourists to dive in a safe and responsible manner, by night a drunk womanising chain smoking inhabitant of any given beach bar, destined for kidney dialysis in later life. Cayman Island divemasters are reputed to be the most outlandish

"did you see that guy fighting and vomiting at the same time in the bar last night? I think he was a Dive Master"

by lajopi 292 August 11, 2007

Floor Master

One who performs the art of floor shreddage.

Elena and Elizabeth are the only floor masters in the universe. They rip dance floors with their richter body movements.

by Poopage of the pants March 29, 2009

cock master

Anyone who has expert level knowledge of how to properly handle a penis.

I had a great time last night. She is a cock master... if you know what i mean.

by Shandalier December 10, 2007

fetus master

the one who owned a fetus with a coat hanger

i just became a fetus master when my girlfriend got pregnant

by fetus captain April 16, 2007

bridge master

The person ultimately responsible for the running of a bridge including making important decisions. Typically the highest level and highest paying job in the team.

Manager: Hi there gorgeous, I'm John and I am the bridge master of the largest suspension bridge in the country. Isn't that impressive! Now, can I buy you a drink?

by Mentirosa July 17, 2011

swag master general

having far more swag and the knowledge of, than anybody else that you have been appointed into an official postion regarding swag.

hey have you seen kyler S?

who is that

you know the swag master general

by swag master general September 28, 2011