STD library

a chick who has fucked EVERYONE at your school, who more than likely has at LEAST one STD.

Annie is an STD library.

by you KNOW its true April 14, 2007

Stauffer Library

A library on the Queen's University campus. Home to much suffering, desperation and sometimes the homeless, it is open 24 hours during exam period. A great place to stay warm while waiting for a taxi or to avoid going home to an unfavourable roomate. It is affectionately known as "Club Stauff" by the student body.

"Hey man, let's go party at Club Stauff tonight."
"Monica, please save me a seat at Stauffer Library, I'm just going on a Tim Hortons run."

by Hobbsinator November 7, 2011

Tampon Libertarian

One who takes socially conservative stances but otherwise considers him or herself to be a libertarian. As in, you believe government should be small... Small enough to fit inside certain body parts...

Many right-wingers consider themselves to be libertarians, but I grow tired of their socially conservative positions on women's reproductive rights, so I started calling them "tampon libertarians".

by April Alligator July 1, 2014

muwt liba

When u want someone to die so bad u tell him muwt liba it means die u sperm

Muwt liba kiff dejaqtli il gareta ta zobbi

It means: die u sperm how u annoy my dick's sperm

by Nshshwg August 15, 2017

pubic library

A place of learning and research that does not employ a filthter on its internet-connection, allowing its patrons easy and unrestricted access to "juicy 'n' wet" websites.

I was unable to research the history of human contraceptives due to the "regular" library's overly-picky filthter system, so I hadda travel a good ways to find a pubic library just so that I could get the info I needed.

by QuacksO October 14, 2018

Vampire Liberty

In the Navy and Marines, time off work and off the ship or station is called 'liberty.' When they have a blood drive, one incentive is they give you a mess hall pass that entitles you to a prime steak dinner and then the rest of the day off, where you get to go ashore. You get liberty in exchange for blood.

"Hey, Joe, you going ashore tomorrow?"

"Yup, they're having a blood drive. I'm gonna get vampire liberty."
"Yeah? Count me in!"

by zhrona January 11, 2020

Malum Librum

A Malum Librum is a portal to an alien world disguised as a book. These worlds are commonly full of evil monsters, but also some good ones. Many great adventures have begun with an unwitting child stumbling upon one.

Poor Mikey found a Malum Librum last month and it took him two weeks to get home! He missed our date, too. But he brought back a souvenir for me: a lich's soul jar. So yeah, it's all good.

by MalumLibrum958 January 20, 2020