jizz injector 

a device which would be used to inject male load directly in the anus of the common house plant.

hey sally could you pass me that jizz injector so i can pump this ficus full of my man gravy

jizz injector by jerbmx420 January 20, 2011

Jizz Wizz 

When a male or female urinates after sex. Males will often notice a minuscule amount of sperm at the beginning of urination. Women will note a lot if on birth control or trying to conceive.

Dude, me and my gf had to Jizz Wizz last night. I hit it so good and she's on birth control so I just let it go, know what I mean? I jizz wizzed and she pretty much just pissed out my jizz, what a night I tell ya.

Jizz Wizz by The JJACKS! January 26, 2011

jizz bin 

a jizz bin is what new zealanders call a small collection of jazz musicians playing in unison at a venue

"check out the jizz bin playing over at moes"
"i play in a jizz bin eh"

jizz bin by tropt July 5, 2006

Jizz Jam

The act of placing ones hand over an ejaculating penis forcing the ejaculate back in.

Damn, that bitch Jizz Jammed me last night!

Jizz Jam by MenAgainstJizzJammers January 16, 2014

jizz wagon 

(noun) An insult that is usually used as a synonym for: retard, pussy, cunt, dipshit, really anything that you want. It's origin come from sperm dumpster, which is used to call a girl a slut. But jizz wagon can be used as anything. The wagon meaning you are full of jizz. Not having any relation to the idea of slutiness.

Guy A: Dude you suck at that
Guy B: Stfu u jizz wagon

Guy A: Wait so is today Monday?
Guy B: No its friday u fuckin jizz wagon

Guy A: I dont wanna fight you
Guy B: Why not, you jizz wagon.

jizz wagon by Yonce's lover May 15, 2014

jizz pizza 

When a girl with bad acne gets a face full of cum

Dude I totally just made a jizz pizza out of her face

jizz pizza by Bluntsfordays February 28, 2016

jizz christ 

A special benediction the priest gives you after the service.

Met a hot girl last night and she asked me if I was a christian. I told her I was more into Jizz Christ!

jizz christ by Shuaman July 20, 2017