Psychoplatonic Incest

When two best friends imagine each other fucking but cannot due to conflicting friend circles

I have no idea how to word this but Psychoplatonic Incest.

by New Dank City November 16, 2025

Crab infested coochie cricket

A hoe that jumps from person to person that is also infested with crabs.

“ I’m pretty sure that hoe slept with half my friends list, and she gave them crabs. “
“ oh so she’s a crab infested coochie cricket?”

by Close2Calamity December 25, 2025

turnerous leech infestant

(noun) the host of a turner leech. though in most cases the turner becomes so attached to the host that it depends upon it entirely and does whatever he/she says whenever they say it. like a bitch in a way!

"haha you are a turnerous leech infestant now what are you gonna do punk??"
"probably make him clean my shoes dude!!!"

by dan is my slave!! May 6, 2003

feeble drug infested mind

One who thinks that they can handle the drugs they are consuming when in fact their life is totally unmanageable and their thinking distorted , and totally clueless yet still consuming drugs as if they have nothing to do with their mental state.

Look at that dumb bitch she thinks she can run things with her feeble drug infested mind (fdim).

by Dutch mutter December 27, 2016

Ur ancestry incestry

No living mortal can survive after this insult, so it is seldom use amongst the commonfolk

Johnson: "you're mom gay
Alex:"ur ancestry incestry"
*instantly banished to the deepest pits of hell, to never recover*

by You're family tree LGBT May 15, 2018

Your ancestors incestors

The worst insult possible, it will erase you from existence.

Jeff: fuck you billy
Billy: don't make me do it
Jeff: do it u pussy
Billy: your ancestors incestors
Jeff: SHI... (Jeff gets erased from reality itself)

by GSLpt March 27, 2018

Your ancestors incestors

God in word form. Beats any and all insults thrown at you or any people you want to protect in a 5 mile radius.
"Your family tree lgbt" shivers in its presense.

Mark: "Ur mom gey xd"
Tom: "Do you really want me to bring out the trump card?"
Mark: "Ha! Your family tree lgbt"
Tom: "Your ancestors incestors."
*Mark, in an instant, ceases to exist and all his relatives are turned into a giant ball of energy wich continues to destroy any and all living beings and the universe as we know it*

by Gigagasu lul March 29, 2018