Ham Sandwich

A Caucasian female that is less appetizing when compared to an exotic banquet.

Dave walked in to a fine Asian banquet, only to pull a Ham Sandwich out of the back pocket.

by Tower of power January 13, 2015

Going ham

Going ham is when you thrust a girls head repeatedly down your dick until shes gaging/chocking/crying

Bro im going ham tonight with Emily, don't worry I'll clip it for you

by TheBoltingGodV2 November 30, 2020

lap ham

The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates and usu. of urination in mammals

I was playing with my lap ham.

by Sir Vesa December 29, 2004

Arch Ham

Noun - An extrememly unpleasant, dishonest, stupid, or manipulative person with significant power or authority, especially over you. A more extreme version of Capital Ass.

Origin: Music industry term.

1. "The booker at that club is an Arch Ham."

2. "Man, that talent scout turned out to be a real Arch Ham."

by Alex February 26, 2005

ham sandwich

A woman, that is effortlessly beautiful, just as a ham sandwich is simply delicious

Even on a bad day she is a ham sandwich.

She is the ham sandwich that gets me through the day.

by chaos is control May 29, 2015

go ham

Verb.

the act of having sex in a very intense manner, more intense than usual, sometimes a side-effect of smoking weed, causing the female to (usually) applaud the male for days.

Baby you went HAM last night! That sex was amazing! I LOVE it when you go ham baby!

by itsWhitt_biotch April 17, 2011

go Ham

when a black person personifies the evil of their supposed forefather Ham, who was cursed by God in the Christian Bible

all those rap songs that mention the phrase "go Ham"

by etymolojester October 13, 2011