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Thumb in the Hose Nozzle

When you're doing a chick in the ass and she gets diarrhea and it squirts out all over the place. Kind of like when you stick your thumb in the end of a hose nozzle and the water shoots out forcefully.
Rich: "So how was fuckin Lauren last night? I could hear it going down in the living room."

Adam: "Well it was good till I stuck it in her ass. Then i got the old Thumb in the Hose Nozzle action and spent the rest of the night cleaning up your leather couches."
by Chuck Bucket May 10, 2005
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A different way of saying "I am a fucking retard and I have no father."
Commenter 1: "The waffle house has found its new host"
Commenter 2: "Shut the fuck up you fucking retard."
by marioehehehe January 24, 2023
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hostage situation

After eating shrimp cocktail that has been under a heat light and drinking a gallon of mexican water, you talaban the toliet and lock your wife ( who has been not putting out to you )in the bathroom with you with no fan on.
After 6 months of therapy proved friutless, and torture seemed the only option at hand. I released my wife from a hostage situation after see agreed to have anal sex.
by carole and RIch October 16, 2007
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hoshi oinky

A Hoshi Oinky is a special type of species.The female hoshi is known for her beauty, and her deceiving chracter. The male Hoshi is known to be gullible and extremely good looking.
Your such a cute hoshi oinky.You know that?Are you serious about what you just said? O I thought you were.
by Jairo Ramos May 31, 2006
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Hosed

F*cked over.
We were Hosed by the IRS.
by Oreilly October 31, 2013
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Nappy Headed Ho's

A slang name for members of the 2007 championship women's Ruckers basketball team. First coined by the legendary shock jock Don Imus. Although mainstream media dubbed it as a racist remark it is really used as a more general term to describe broke-down bitches of all races. Misunderstanding that by using the term "Nappy Headed" Imus was merely making reference to the players unkept appearance not there black heritage and that with the word "ho" he was simple making reference to them as women and not prostitutes the media lead by Al Sharpton embarked on a witch hunt to ruin his career. This statement proved to be costly for Imus because he ended getting fired from both CBS & NBC over the incident.
1. Did Imus say nappy headed ho's, I think he should have said nappy headed bro cause these half these chicks have more facial hair then my grandpa.
by JesusChristSr April 20, 2007
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Hostel

A piece of shit movie disguised as "horror" its nothing but a poorly made wannabe phony "snuff film" but morons everywhere seemed to like it as it has made a large amount of money... showing the ignorant state of the nation and world...
"that movie Hostel was a real piece of shit... i can't believe i wasted $8 just to see alot of phony gore! Die Eli Roth Die! (but give me back my $8 first!"
by Eli Roth Sux! January 11, 2006
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