cock hocker

A cock hocker is the load of semen ejaculated from ones cock.

I blew my cock hocker all over that bitches face.....

by Jdhog1975 December 16, 2013

Butt hockey

A sport created in early 2019 by papa Richie. It has all the fun attributes of hockey but with over three times the amount of butt. One of the differences the stands out the most is that the sport is played pantless. Players must also hold the hockey stick in between their butt cheeks. Their is also no ice as the game is played on gravel and instead of a hockey puck a 10lb bowling ball is used.
Other then that it is essuntaly the same sport.

Dude did you catch that sick game of butt hockey last night?

by Harveyritto March 8, 2019

king of air hockey

The best player of air hockey in the world.

"Well of course Bryan is the king of air hockey!" - Sarah

by Joe Bob Smith July 2, 2008

hockey

Best sport ever. No explanation needed besides the comparison of the popularized american garbage referred to as baseball.

Fat Kid: "I love baseball, it makes me feel active and now I can play a sport."

Joey: "After I lost 30 lbs I quit baseball to play hockey and now I know I am actually playing a real sport."

by Datsyuk to Colorado ;) June 18, 2011

Pocket Hockey

Scratching your nuts through your pockets, so as to discreetly relieve your itch during an event in which it would not be proper to do so.

My wife's mother just died and the rented tux was too tight. It had my playing pocket hockey all through the funeral.

by Ace. August 9, 2012

field hockey

the gayest sport to be invented. to be played with old men wearing kilts with no undergarments. also to flash another during play.

" i am scarred for life "
"why"
" i was forced top play field hockey and i was flashed by your dad"
" a man i'm sorry"

by google1234 March 30, 2009

Hockey

Some sort of rudimentary sport where white Catholic players are armed with sticks and beat the shit out of each other. I think it is still played in the north somewhere. Since afro's are too smart to live up there where it's too cold to screw, the contests are rarely shown on TV, especially when there's a golf tournament somewhere.

He: "I tell ya, that Wayne Gretzky is the greatest athlete of all time!"

She: "That's 'cause Afro's don't play hockey.

by hoze-a October 15, 2006