Goober

someone who follows people, butts into conversations and invites themselves to places. Sometimes goobers just sit and listen to conversations and don't add nor give the impression that they are listening. A goober is just an all-around is just a pushy person. Goobers are very annoying. One can usually find a goober standing behind you awkwardly. Goobers can also be called losers.

To Goob is to follow, invite yourself to something or to listening in on conversations.

Carol is such a goober she would not leave me alone today and followed me everywhere.

Look behind you at Brad standing their hardcore goobing.

by thiccbihhhh69 November 5, 2019

Goob

Someone trash a fortnite on the extreme level.

Yooo that kid is trash, he’s a goob

by jelllyks December 2, 2019

Glombia

The deeper crackling sound that plastic makes

"He keeps making the glombia noise with his wrappers."

by Magicturboturd January 7, 2020

goob time

A person who sets a time or date for an event but does not make it on time for said event

We waited an extra 30 minutes to order at the restraunt because Riley was running on Goob Time.

by Liar22 January 14, 2020

Goober Watson

The single most goobery goober amongst a sea of fellow goobers. The king of the goobs.

This Goober Watson is the weirdest motherfucker I know.

by The8baLL January 26, 2020

goober

something a carson would say to his close friends

Carson: “you’re such a goober”

by Goober200000003 March 9, 2020

Gooba

6ix9ine

🐁🌈🔥Gooba

by BennDoverr May 13, 2020