ur mom gae

Ur mom gae

Guy 1:ur mom gae
Guy 2:which one

by cottage_lesbean July 16, 2021

Tin Foil Garbage Can

A device from Sharper Image that keeps the trash warm so it doesn't get cold and go bad and start to stink.

Tin Foil Garbage Can keeps the trash warm, keeps the garbage good, and keeps the house smelling fresh and not stinking like shit.

by Solo Amadeus January 31, 2022

Gashcustard

Vagina juice left on a seat.

Dam that bitch must be going commando, look at the gashcustard on that chair.

by The Emperor August 31, 2014

Gay Baby Jail

Popularized by Twitch streamer Simpleflips, Gay Baby Jail is a spot in a game where you are softlocked and unable to leave. This extends to not being able to die, forcing you to load an old save file or just turn off the game.

I've been stuck in Gay Baby Jail for 2 hours because I don't want to go back to my old save.

by Dontaskaboutcake January 17, 2018

Gapometer

A gauge system utilizing the fingers to deduce the width of a woman's gap between her legs...

"Wow!, I met this hottie at the club the other night, I woulda fucked her silly but she pulled a three on my gapometer"

by cMoneygRip January 30, 2009

simon gallup

Bassist of the band the cure, robert smith's best friend. He had been kicked out in 1982, Smith and him got in a fight at the pub and they just grew apart, later Smith asked for him back in 1985 to make <i>The Head On The Door</i> and he hasn't been kicked out since then, he was once replaced during the Wish tour because he became extremely sick and Roberto Suave replaced him, but that's it, seems like he's there to stay!

"I think Simon Gallup is amazing, the bassline for The Hanging Garden" is wonderful"

Funny guy too!:

is there one piece of criticism that sticks in your mind?
yes. "you are not very good at hoovering simon" by peg gallup, 1960.

what was the best advice you've ever received?
"try plugging the hoover in first, simon".

what characteristics do you think you've inherited from your parents?
hoovering.

by curehead January 12, 2006

Gameloft

A video game company that has no originality or creativity that steals ideas from other video game companies and sell it as their own "game".

Modern Combat = Call of Duty: Modern Warfare
N.O.V.A. = Halo
Guitar Rock = Guitar Hero
Starfront = Starcraft
Shadow Guardian = Uncharted

Person 1:
"Hey is that Call of Duty on your iPhone?"

Person 2:
"No it's rip off called Modern Combat from Gameloft you retard, gosh!"

by YellowLemonFish August 26, 2011