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Gameloft by Earl p3 June 25, 2019
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Gameloft 

A video game company that has no originality or creativity that steals ideas from other video game companies and sell it as their own "game".

Modern Combat = Call of Duty: Modern Warfare
N.O.V.A. = Halo
Guitar Rock = Guitar Hero
Starfront = Starcraft
Shadow Guardian = Uncharted
Person 1:
"Hey is that Call of Duty on your iPhone?"

Person 2:
"No it's rip off called Modern Combat from Gameloft you retard, gosh!"
Gameloft by YellowLemonFish August 26, 2011

Gameloft 

A once respectable mobile game developer that used to make classic games. Now they are iPhone hugging assholes who don't give a shit about other mobile platforms like Android, WP7, WebOS and Symbian. They delay games on other platforms for months and don't even bother to optimize one bit, as seen in Asphalt 5.

Fuck Gameloft! I am sick of their bullshit games. This once great gaming developer lost all my respect. I am downloading all of their games now instead of paying for them to send those fuckers a message, and as should you. Sick of unoptimized delayed ports? Then pirate the shit out of their games.
Gameloft is now on par ( maybe even worse) with EA as money-making corporate cuntrags who don't give a shit about their fans.
Gameloft by 372466 September 25, 2011

Gamelofted

When a player which enjoys Gameloft's game but they're got screwed over by physics, packet loss, and pay2win mechanics
A: "I just lost 20 ratings in Asphalt 9 due to bad physics"
B: "You just got Gamelofted sadly"
Gamelofted by yesfiraswa May 21, 2021

GameOfThrones and Chill

This is when you have sex with your partner while watching GameOfThrones at the same time.
"Hey Olivia, wanna come over and GameOfThrones and chill with me?"
"Fuck yeah! i'll be over in 10"
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

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