A once respectable mobile game developer that used to make classic games. Now they are iPhone hugging assholes who don't give a shit about other mobile platforms like Android, WP7, WebOS and Symbian. They delay games on other platforms for months and don't even bother to optimize one bit, as seen in Asphalt 5.
Fuck Gameloft! I am sick of their bullshit games. This once great gaming developer lost all my respect. I am downloading all of their games now instead of paying for them to send those fuckers a message, and as should you. Sick of unoptimized delayed ports? Then pirate the shit out of their games.
Gameloft is now on par ( maybe even worse) with EA as money-making corporate cuntrags who don't give a shit about their fans.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*