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Don't give a monkeys

'Hey, how did he get that sandwich?'
'I don't give a monkeys how he got it. I'm off to the pub.'
by Brutus73 December 23, 2011
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the amount of fucks i give

No fucks shall be given today

not a single fuck will be given today
The amount of fucks I give is 0
by Fap master 22 October 9, 2013
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When somebody says “ Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!” You just go “ I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.”
by drunkgirl1997 December 13, 2021
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i dont give a rats ass

'I don't give a rats ass' is a similar phrase to 'I don't give a shit'.This basicaly means that the person who uses these words doesn't care about the circumstance whatsover.Literally,it means the person doesn't care about that situation even to the extent of a rats ass!
Person 1-Hey mate,My girlfriend presented me with a mobile
Person 2-What do you expect me to do? I dont give a rats ass about it!
by Vinks July 22, 2014
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national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is

January 1 to December 31, I don't give a fuck about what national day it is, so fuck off.
Friend, “ Hey you hear about national grab ass day?”

Me, “ No you hear about national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is?”
Friend, “No, when is it?”
Me, “ Ok, well it’s today, so fuck off
by HairyMeatball April 11, 2019
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