gluten free lightning

gay

I am gluten free lightning, I'm gay.

by jinremlil November 12, 2019

Covid-Free

An invisible sticker that is pasted on any Christian by their Protector, Deliverer, and Healer, as promised in Psalm 91, where God promises to shield all believers who abide in Him from any pandemic, plague, or pestilence.

When the devil works overtime to make you doubt whether or not you are really under God’s protection because of your sins or addictions, just show him your Covid-free sticker.

by MathPlus July 16, 2021

finger free february

just like no nut november, but for women, they don't finger themselves for a whole month.

Hey, it's finger free february soon, are you ready to go a whole month without fingering yourself?

by edgymofo December 15, 2021

Royalty Free

A piece of music that cannot be stolen.

Guy: I did not cite the royalty free music.
Girl: literally stealing.
Guy: haha you’re wrong.

by grammarpolice_# April 12, 2022

set the buffalo free

Jerking off in public while running.

"He totally set the buffalo free in Newtown this morning"

by Mr Director May 3, 2014

Is water free?

A popular saying first used by Anthony Clarke it is now used to make fun of him because he is cheap and cannot afford orange juice

Is water free?

by Scrubs diggity May 22, 2017

must be free!

an item in a shop or store that has NO PRICE on it. one must then chase down an "agent" , who will usually take many moments to find the price (or NOT) i usually just walk away !...too much trouble !

jim: this package of foolsley's turds on a roll , doesn't have a price ANYWHERE ! juliet: must be free!

by michael foolsley February 20, 2020