like a fart in a frying pan

Unpredictable, changeable, indecisive. Rapidly changing one's plans from one option to another, totally unrelated one.

I wish the boss would decide once and for all instead of jumping around like a fart in a frying pan.

by Sauteéd flatus December 20, 2007

wet fart nugget

small bit of sloppy poo that sometimes comes out with a wet fart, usually leaves a nasty skidmark in your boxers.

my missus hates it when I go out on the beer and curry, because I normally wake the next morning with my undies in a mess from wet fart nuggets.

by Nick Harvey February 13, 2004

fuck 'em where they fart

Self-explanatory. Indicates that someone else's opinion doesn't really matter to you.

They don't like it? Fuck 'em where they fart!

by MeAnthony October 2, 2006

Fart Enthusiast

One with an inappropriate and/or perverse affinity for humor related to the passing of gas.

See also: dad

He is such a fart enthusiast that even the juicy splatter of a ketchup bottle makes him burst into uncontrolled laughter.

by KingofSpainGG December 15, 2010

Sneeze Fart

The rare but priceless occasion where a persons sneeze causes an unexpected fart, usually in an embarassing situation.

Did that mother fucker really just sneeze fart?

by Blitzkriego January 20, 2009

blood fart

1. An expulsion of air from the anus, accompanied by any quantity of blood.

2. Any amount of blood forcibly expelled from the anus.

Kathy's skirt flapped wildly when she ripped a killer blood fart in the middle of third period gym class.

by Allah Pinya March 11, 2003

Broccoli Fart

A particularly hot, sulfurous fart that smells suspiciously like broccoli even though you haven't eaten broccoli for days, even weeks. Not to be confused with a "Sulfur Strut," a broccoli fart is usually an SBD special.

I ripped a broccoli fart so foul yesterday, it cleared out an entire wing of the library.

by Just Another Guy November 30, 2004