dried mayo strings

when u cum in a girls hair and she lets it dry then she eats the dried cum off the hair

i thought haley died her hair but it turns out it was just dried mayo strings

by dasdahearf June 23, 2016

Dried Out Song

when yo lil ass cuzin kepp playn yo fav song till it gets fukn annoying to the point where you despise the song and the artist and now .............your cuzin i a AM DA WHON DONT WEIGHHGHGHGHG AH TONENENENE DONT NEED AH GUN TO GET respek ON DA treets

Dried Out Song SHIEEEEEET ion kno uk wut i mean

by dasdahearf June 23, 2016

Diet Chola

n. chivette who hits the gym so hard she has a man body, wears so much makeup to hide the fact she also has a man face, drinks hard, rages harder.

That diet chola did not spend 72 hours in crossfit last week just to let you waltz in hear and steal her wallet... I mean man... The gap you should be minding is your distance.

by TheTak August 5, 2016

Dretox

The process of smoking weed and doing sauna and cold water cycles to clear your body of a hangover.

I had to go to the gym and dretox after watching the election results last night.

by jd206 November 9, 2016

Diet Pepsi

The only Pepsi solely sold in 2L bottles in Bulgaria.

Eww, Diet Pepsi. Buy Diet Coke inst- oh, this is Bulgaria, they had Diet Coke until 2013.

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 November 27, 2016

Dreton

That one guy who's loud for no apparent reason. Good hugs. Bad jokes. That guy who doesn't have a girlfriend because he either doesn't know how to treat her right or he doesn't know how to get with anyone...

Don't be a Dreton.

by BAD NEWZ BEARS December 2, 2016

dietschweiler viola

Our english teacher who is now on the Internet

"Man this presentation is really hard! " "I know should we complain about it to Mrs. Dietschweiler? "
Or if this ever happens to you : "You forgot your Murphy?" "Yes" " Bring a cake ! " then someone pulled a Dietschweiler on you. This is a dietschweiler viola .

by devuns December 11, 2016