distributist

mutualist, market socialist

The distributist advocated cooperatives and small businesses to make up a majority of the economy

by Texan Distributist March 25, 2020

distraction managment

your here because your stupid ass sister's Grace and Ava wont stop distracting you

I need grace and ava to stfu (DISTRACTION MANAGMENT)

by avaisscrewedup September 9, 2020

sex disturbance

when you are in the act of having intercourse, "sex", with your boyfriend or girlfriend and your phone rings/doorbell rings/knock on the door interrupts.

*phone rings*
*girl is about to come*

ahh!! sex disturbance!!

by TheAsainChick February 23, 2010

long distance hug

Where you insert your own thumb into your rectum, then squeeze your ass cheeks together.

Why am I so sore today, oh ya that long distance hug.

by Dark Spectrum January 12, 2017

Twisty disty

When the giver slobs on the knob in a 180 degree sideways motion rapidly. In one hand is both balls, the other hand jerking the recipient off rapidly.

Bitch if you don’t give me some twisty disty I’m gonna shove my toe up your ass!!!

by Dick bill March 14, 2018

Wade Diston

A red headed rat that makes weird ass sounds and surprisingly gets hoes

Get out of my room Wade Diston, you belong in the wild!

by LA FLAME WAIKIKI October 5, 2018

erectile distraction

When a girl has a guy friend who falls into any of these categories:

- The guy she is casually banging on the rebound
- The "best friend" she keeps on speed dial for emergency arm candy
- The Friend-zoned zombie she lets take her to comic-con, baby showers or DNC rallys

.. whom she she has absolutely, positively no desire to date, marry or much less bare the child of in ANY CONTEXT WHATSOEVER

Marsha: You and Chad are always together! Are you a thing yet?

Jessica: OMG no.. he's just my erectile distraction for this month.

Marsha: HA!! I should have known.. you'd never date a guy who drives a volvo..

by TerryCowboy December 26, 2018