Derpatitis

When something is so derpy, you could almost say it was infected with derpness.

“Dary-anne has a serious case of derpatitis!”

“God, I know right?!”

by ERICK C. EC March 12, 2024

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Derpy

term for a lazy bum that never finishes and/or gets started on something even though they say that they will.

"You're so Derpy! You never do anything!"

"What happened to that thing you were working on? Don't be Derpy, you gotta finish it."

"That's so Derpy of you. You were supposed to start on that ages ago!"

by niffum4205 January 16, 2026

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Derpy Slurpy

When you are receiving oral pleasure from someone with a severe mental disability.

"Yo Dude! You know Sarah from the sped class? She gave me the craziest derpy slurpy!"

by DerpySlurpyEnjoyer December 27, 2024

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derpshitiot

A combination of derp, dipshit and idiot

Don't be a derpshitiot...

by GrimFrog February 4, 2025

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Derployed

when Elon "Elmo" Musk's security detail gets deputized

Right after Apartheid Clyde ran around CPAC with a chainsaw word got out that the famous spreader of seed had his private-security detail granted special powers (aka "Derployed") by U.S. Marshal Service. which means we now have an unelected dolt upcycling his own bodyguards into a government temporarily run by transnational mob

by Uncle Joosie February 21, 2025

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