Jacks Dad

When your son slips in the shower and instead of helping him you teabag him instead.

My son slipped in the shower and shouted me to help, i saw he wasn't hurt so i Jacks Dadded him instead.

by SICKTRIX February 14, 2021

Decoration Dad

A dad who thinks he is special because he is around, but doesnt do shit or really serve a purpose, he is just there. Decoration dad.

Decoration dad— hang there thinkin they look good not doing shit.

by BabyGirlThe1AndOnly August 20, 2015

hip dad

A dad who is so hip that he uses all of cool lingo and knows how to get down with the kids

Hey did you see that hip dad at the party?" "Yea man that dad was swag like a hype beast!"

by Kdawg766633 April 08, 2017

Zoomer Dad

A person from Gen-Z who acts like a Boomer dad, but makes references to early 2000's memes.

Bro, you're such a Zoomer Dad! You always send me those cringy "Cash Me Ousside" memes!

by ChristIsKing October 28, 2021

Izzys dad

most solid human to ether exist, mostly compared to bricks or obsidian, absolute pub lad.

“Fucking hell have you seen izzys dad?”

“No, no ones ever lived to tell the tale”

by Chungus282 March 12, 2020

Dad-Hard

When you pride yourself on having too many IPA's on a certain night.

Oof, he went Dad-Hard last night, had one too many IPA's.

by LatentDenis November 18, 2022

dad eater

someone who hates their parents and spends their whole time on video games

"My friend is such a dad eater, he doesn't get off rust"

"Did you hear about Tanay? apparently he's a dad eater"

"I would never eat a dad eater, they are disgusting"

by uwuvik February 20, 2023