A non-existent thing. Other people have one, but you don't. Besides your dad might be the Lorax or Antione Castillo.
Person: My dad took me camping.
You: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, you know I don't have a dad!
Person: Ok, Ok
You: Anyway your moms a whore, so he might not even be your dad, bitch.
Person: (Crying)
You: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, you know I don't have a dad!
Person: Ok, Ok
You: Anyway your moms a whore, so he might not even be your dad, bitch.
Person: (Crying)
by Cocksucker96 February 1, 2023
Get the Your Dadmug. When you used to go hard as a mother fucker but now you’re a Dad so you can only go hard as a mother fucker ish. On occasion. This is Dad Ham.
Dad Ham Variant: When a Dad who used to go hard as a mother fucker has one of his couple times a year turn ups and forgets how to turn up well and goes Dad Ham.
Dad Ham Variant: When a Dad who used to go hard as a mother fucker has one of his couple times a year turn ups and forgets how to turn up well and goes Dad Ham.
by Reamzy May 11, 2022
Get the Dad Hammug. by BillVonHoss April 18, 2020
Get the Dad bikemug. Chernet’s dad lives in Cleveland, Ohio. He drops the soap on purpose and goes to Ohio university. Only thing ever heard outside of Ohio was him begging for help in a TikTok but since than, that TikTok has been deleted.
Person 1: Did you hear about Chernet’s dad?
Person 2: He doesn’t exist. I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Person 2: He doesn’t exist. I don’t know what you’re talking about.
by chernetslonglostfakedad December 2, 2022
Get the Chernet’s dadmug. the equivalent of a snack dad but for documents; a document dad always has the passports and tickets handy on family vacations
by doris and boris November 16, 2019
Get the document dadmug. by KadesChaos March 27, 2023
Get the e-dadmug. Dhakad means extremely nice ,fabulous ,caring and brave and dad means father and in total means an extremely good father
by Kiara__001 April 17, 2019
Get the dhakad dadmug.