Donkey slap

Pimpslap while fucking

fuck youre girl doggystyle, then put it (without saying anything) in her ass. She turns her had give her a full pimp slap (back-hand right on the face) and say "HOW ARE YOU DOING" This is the "Donkey slap"

by KPC-nick February 18, 2009

donkey conch

while similar to a 'donkey konk' or 'donkey punch', there is a slight difference at the end. Instead of punching one's partner in the back of the head, one finds a conch shell and wacks it over one's partner's head a la lord of the flies.

sucks to your assmar piggy. i'm gonna donkey conch you.

by citypulse was there first October 5, 2005

donkey dick

A major disappointment, such as a bad ending to a movie or book.

"Man, that movie sucked Donkey Dick."

"The ending of the book sucked major Donkey Dick."

by E. D. July 12, 2008

Donkey Punch

Donkey Kong's neutral b attack in Super Smash Bros

I donkey punched that guy in a tournament last night

by pussymaster69420 March 12, 2015

donkey dick

A metal piece used to hold the frame of scaffolding together, often used in construction.

Looks like we won't be able to put the siding on the 6th floor today, we're out of donkey dicks

by stubbs1952 July 5, 2006

donkey dick

A really really REALLY large bud of Cannabis Sativa.

Jared whipped out a donkey dick and forty Rastafarians passed out before it was half smoked.

by Mentally Guitarded April 18, 2006

Donkey Punch

All of these other definitions are wrong. A Donkey Punch is when you're having sex doggy style and when she is about to orgasm you punch her in the kidney. It will knock the air out of her intensifying the orgasm and making her gasp so hard for air that she makes a "Hee-Haw" sound like a donkey, hence the name.

My girl friend was so loud after the Donkey Punch I gave her last night that my room-mate thought there was a donkey show in my room.

by Den494 March 18, 2010