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Crusty ipad kids

The reason why we use condums. Also the result of fatherlessness. These kids are retarded to say the least. They are a different breed of human who live their iPads because they're parents are fucking terrible and only bought them the iPad so they don’t have to socialize with their kids. They usually are 500 FUCKING POUNDS OVERWEIGHT AND THRIE TANTRUMS WHEN THEY CAN BRAIN ROY THEMSELVES WITH THE FUCKING RETARED AND DEAD LAND OF YOUTUBE SHORTS. they are setup for failure in every way and will most definitely will not enjoy the world of “outside” if they are exposed to the great outdoors, they WILL HAVE THE MOST EXPLOSIVE FUCKING TEMPERTANTRUM KNOWN TO MAN. PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ALL OF THESE FUCKING TARDS.
Look dude, theres Crusty iPad kids!

It would be fucking hilarious if we took the iPad from it, I wanna see the tantrum it would have,

Touching it might not be a good idea because it has fucking diseases on it
by Ballslover42069 December 30, 2023
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crusty bud

Inserting your weed pipe in your girls ass, then pulling it out and taking a fat rip
I gave my girl a crusty bud and git lit
by Bucky stills January 11, 2024
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Crusty

A Crusty occurs when you cum in your pants pursuant to a lap dance.
After Ruby made me jizz my pants, I handed her 4 Crusty dollars
by anonymous January 26, 2024
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crusty fedora

The worn out asshole of a Dutch male prostitute after a busy weekend in Amsterdam.
Did you see Remko’s Crusty Fedora? He must’ve pulled a train last night.
by Buford C Cabhash March 3, 2024
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crustytoetina

my friend is crustytoetina
hi crustytoetina
by imwatchingyouuuuUUUUuuu April 10, 2024
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crusty daddy

When you masturbate, let it dry, then fuck with the crusty dick
Last night this girl and I did the crusty daddy
by Odysseus Pemberton April 25, 2024
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Crusty for Jesus

Having such deep passion for the lord that the only way to function is through the divine process of crusting oneself. The back pressure from clenching your butt cheeks hard enough together is a good starting point.
When a spenkwich is sad, he gets crusty for Jesus
by Fingaboi1996 May 7, 2024
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